so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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