Please, let me fuck your mom
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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