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(313): View more from Michigan

Im at strip club and am horny

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(513): View more from Ohio

CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....

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(250): View more from British Columbia

i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.

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(207): View more from Maine

i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.

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(305): View more from Florida

She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf

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