omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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