We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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