Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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