OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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