So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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