So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Randomize
