your thong is hanging out like whoa
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
