This girl is more easily done than said...
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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