I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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