when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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