fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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