I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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