My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Randomize
