doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
