omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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