Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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