She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Randomize
