there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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