i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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