Christians are straight up FREAKS
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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