did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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