i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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