im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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