he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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