have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
