New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Randomize