Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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