Taylor Swift is so right about you.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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