is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
