I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
