Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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