erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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