I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Randomize