May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
The best revenge is premature balding
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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