she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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