Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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