Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
How naked do you want me to be?
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