No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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