I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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