You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I still have a little drunk in my system
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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