Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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