just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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