There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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