Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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