Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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