My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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