She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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