weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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