8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You were trust falling into bushes
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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