She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize