What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
My balls are so social today.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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