Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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