He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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